MTR Defense Gives a Fuck Ohmeter Bella Canvas T-shirt

Introducing the MTR Defense Gives-a-Fuck Ohmeter Tee — because sometimes, science confirms what your face already says. Featuring our patented “Zero Fucks Given” reading, this shirt is the ultimate wearable diagnostic tool for detecting how much you care (spoiler: it’s none). Precision-engineered for maximum sarcasm and minimal effort, it’s perfect for range days, office meetings, or any situation where someone expects enthusiasm. Made from high-quality cotton and powered entirely by apathy, it’s the only piece of gear that truly measures your give-a-fuck levels — and finds them at target level. ZERO.